5 days a week SCORE 45
she meant it, too SCORE 43
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
they really are gentle creatures SCORE 37
i hope so! SCORE 22
too late SCORE 38
give this professor a raise SCORE 73
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
american cheese is real cheese. it’s just more patriotic than other cheeses SCORE 10
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
it’s true SCORE 58
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
he made his choice SCORE 43
watermelon armor dog SCORE 24
anchors away! SCORE 23
googly eyes make everything better SCORE 45
im buying a shirt SCORE 41
i am this dog SCORE 20
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
Lana approves SCORE 76
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
teens with attitude SCORE 27
the book fair made me like reading SCORE 53
the internet is not a real doctor… SCORE 70
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
maybe he’s not so bad after all? SCORE 50
pebble and roll SCORE 65
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
