Costco believes recycling is trash SCORE 53
Tattoos are a chore. SCORE 94
‘Mom I met the president’ SCORE 89
mmm mmm good SCORE 95
Gaming is fun now. SCORE 55
Her wireless hamster isn’t working SCORE 77
The people at my local Toys R Us did this SCORE 54
Guy catches flying bird SCORE 62
Need to buy these now SCORE 72
Ultimate warfare. SCORE 97
Be careful with superglue SCORE 82
I started levitating after I said this word SCORE 57
Frisbee trick SCORE 76
John Lennon was a savage SCORE 91
If you ever feel bad about your mistakes SCORE 93
Mr. Steal your ladies SCORE 95
*hacker voice* i’m in SCORE 87
Lap Pool SCORE 69
Oasis Town SCORE 83
Judgemental baby SCORE 82
Who would have guessed? SCORE 71
Cross my palm with silver and I will tell you your future. SCORE 66
Like mother, like son SCORE 74
They must’ve known I was coming SCORE 71
Sweatpants are life. SCORE 66
Chromatic Typewriter SCORE 89
Checkmate Flat Earthers SCORE 44
Explosions make everything better. SCORE 43
No burn ointment for you then SCORE 100
how to be popular in school SCORE 61
Certain death… SCORE 53
Well then SCORE 49
