every time SCORE 215
Believe in yourself. SCORE 230
What Pepsi’s slogan should be. SCORE 4
I’m just going to curl up and cry in the corner. *sobbing* SCORE 22
I don’t know what’s more awkward… SCORE 183
Nice things SCORE 11
Colder than Mars! SCORE 11
Oh sherlock SCORE 25
your gay SCORE 249
Bilbo Baggins, everyone. SCORE 206
Lighting a cigarette in Russia. SCORE 9
Being a Doctor Who fan. SCORE 215
How I flush public toilets. SCORE 20
Evolution of the phone. SCORE 177
It’s just not fair SCORE 16
Mesmerizing SCORE 180
Words. SCORE 162
Aging Matt Smith. SCORE 201
After graduating from Hogwarts. SCORE 306
Someone “slashed” my tires. SCORE 132
But SAMMY?!?! SCORE 229
Cannot unsee… SCORE 178
That one time I tried twerking. SCORE 118
A few of the gifts I got this Christmas. SCORE 16
Me basically. SCORE 181
Astronaut Sloth SCORE 253
… SCORE 10
The best text you could ever receive. SCORE 415
so you’re saying no one is infected with malware SCORE 17
Om nom nom SCORE 10
Weather in the midwest today. SCORE 17
me in the shower SCORE 21
