a totally normal seat SCORE 11
exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
yes they are SCORE 7
mooooo SCORE 15
while i eat popcorn SCORE 12
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
we’re both lying SCORE 23
is this satire? SCORE 14
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
onward, steed! SCORE 14
everything beagle SCORE 1
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
just pure energy SCORE 10
sleep makes no difference SCORE 29
i like bananas SCORE 9
future track star SCORE 16
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
we dare you SCORE 10
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
accidental beauty SCORE 31
it’s perfect SCORE 21
20 times and i swear i’m done SCORE 10
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
okay just one more thing SCORE 4
memorable first customer SCORE 17
duck! SCORE 13
cramps SCORE 9
you made a powerful enemy that day SCORE 10
