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for+all+your+revenge+filled+needs
Yea%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+exactly+right.
Yea, that’s exactly right. SCORE 15
Handing+a+dandelion+to+the+First+Lady.
Handing a dandelion to the First Lady. SCORE 31
Just+keep+flapping.
Just keep flapping. SCORE 29
This+cat+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+understand+pinch+points%26%238230%3B
This cat doesn’t understand pinch points… SCORE 26
We%26%238217%3Bre+in+it+for+a+long+time%2C+not+a+good+time.
We’re in it for a long time, not a good time. SCORE 30
Retail+is+hell
Retail is hell SCORE 22
You+know+it%26%238217%3Bs+true.
You know it’s true. SCORE 18
finally+something+worth+fighting+for.
finally something worth fighting for. SCORE 28
A+built-in+watering+station+for+your+pets.
A built-in watering station for your pets. SCORE 26
Thank+you+tag.
Thank you tag. SCORE 19
We+are+the+patience.
We are the patience. SCORE 24
Just+keep+walking%26%238230%3B
Just keep walking… SCORE 23
Get+wrecked%2C+Nick.
Get wrecked, Nick. SCORE 31
Meanwhile+in+Mexico%26%238230%3B
Meanwhile in Mexico… SCORE 28
Sourdough+starter+on+a+keychain%26%238230%3B
Sourdough starter on a keychain… SCORE 32
The+Mystique+cosplay+mid+merge
The Mystique cosplay mid merge SCORE 33
Public+health+is+a+public+issue.
Public health is a public issue. SCORE 30
Except+for+that+one+guy%26%238230%3B+he+just+curled+up+in+to+a+ball+and+cried.
Except for that one guy… he just curled up in to a ball and cried. SCORE 25
Good+riddance.
Good riddance. SCORE 30
And+what+about+cloudy+days%3F
And what about cloudy days? SCORE 28
He+was+NOT+sticking+his+head+in+the+flour+jar.+He+does+NOT+have+a+flour+problem.
He was NOT sticking his head in the flour jar. He does NOT have a flour problem. SCORE 24
For+when+you+want+to+eat+something+the+size+of+a+baby%2C+but+is+definitely+not+a+baby.
For when you want to eat something the size of a baby, but is definitely not a baby. SCORE 22
A+Ken+Doll+prison+shank
A Ken Doll prison shank SCORE 22
Pulling+a+canoe+with+a+bike+in+a+snowstorm+in+mid+April.+It+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+get+any+more+Canadian+than+that%26%238230%3B
Pulling a canoe with a bike in a snowstorm in mid April. It doesn’t get any more Canadian than that… SCORE 35
You+tell%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Leeroy.
You tell’em, Leeroy. SCORE 17
True+to+form.
True to form. SCORE 22
Did+I+even+ask+you%3F
Did I even ask you? SCORE 15
Lemme+ansher+that%26%238230%3B
Lemme ansher that… SCORE 18
Unexpected+throw+down.
Unexpected throw down. SCORE 29
ban+haunted+doll+fighting
ban haunted doll fighting SCORE 15
churn+me+gently.
churn me gently. SCORE 24
Dang%2C+she+seemed+like+such+a+sweetheart.
Dang, she seemed like such a sweetheart. SCORE 26
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An+interesting+evolutionary+trait%26%238230%3B
An interesting evolutionary trait… SCORE 26
You+had+me+in+the+first+half%26%238230%3B
You had me in the first half… SCORE 23
lawd+bless+this+mess
lawd bless this mess SCORE 35
Kick+back+and+relax%2C+bud.
Kick back and relax, bud. SCORE 36
Nice+tweets%2C+bro
Nice tweets, bro SCORE 35
homophones+are+fun.
homophones are fun. SCORE 27
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