
A cat’s life. SCORE 0

Oh hot reservoir. SCORE 387

Women’s logic. SCORE -75

I need dis. SCORE 203

Why cats are better than men. SCORE 52

Touché… SCORE 264

Tis but a scratch. SCORE 215

Life in the woods. SCORE 133

Big cats also like boxes. SCORE 164

So many puns! SCORE 136

You are traffic. SCORE 242

My dream. SCORE 134

Dear shaving commercials. SCORE 254

This is what I feel like now! SCORE 12

Friends vs. Best friends. SCORE 226

There’s nothing stronger than love. SCORE 169

Betcha Can’t SCORE -2

There may be a spy among us. SCORE 214

Just a puppy. SCORE 181

Wings SCORE 7

You’re welcome. SCORE 92

Scumbag alcohol. SCORE 65

Sweet, but not quite right. SCORE 0

You can do it Carl! SCORE 236

Science FTW! SCORE 153

Attack! SCORE 200

Why I hate movie theaters. SCORE 180

Goldfish problems. SCORE 180

It isn’t. SCORE 183

We’ve all had that moment. SCORE 111

A dog’s life. SCORE 81

Harry Potter’s iPhone. SCORE 208