Heard you’re pregnant… SCORE 291
Buffering. SCORE 814
Do want. SCORE 1043
Awesome mom is awesome. SCORE 349
Bill and Hillary. SCORE 612
Things to do when you’re stuck at the airport. SCORE 482
Har har har. SCORE 411
Throwing stars are overrated. SCORE 185
If it’s still in your mind… SCORE 946
1st rule of buddy system? SCORE 246
OMG mom, call MTV! SCORE 751
Caterpillar mustache. SCORE 125
I’m wearing a jacket because… SCORE 1717
Wake-up call. SCORE 1175
Ghetto swimming pool. SCORE 244
If you can’t find it in 3 minutes… SCORE 771
I’m Abraham Lincoln! SCORE 227
Content of women’s magazines. SCORE 466
Meanwhile, in London. SCORE 753
How to crush childhoods. SCORE 1014
How to get more coments. SCORE 957
Racism is stupid… SCORE 939
Hipster Pocahontas. SCORE 783
Can’t be unseen. SCORE 288
Let’s go to Candy Mountain, they said… SCORE 1219
I’m going to need some of these. SCORE 450
4/21. SCORE 617
A ship in port is safe… SCORE 921
Dear 90’s kids, SCORE 559
Do you remember? SCORE 514
No shame. SCORE 1165
Looks about right… SCORE 1105