The arctic summer. SCORE 239
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Whenever a mosquito is buzzing around my head. SCORE 179
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Because Cute SCORE 16
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Voldemort is hand sanitizer. SCORE 279
No. Really. This should be a thing. SCORE 9
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Watching your alarm clock one minute before it’s suppose to go off. SCORE 186
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Don’t Touch the Cheekbones SCORE 199
Now you have me worried. SCORE 190
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
DISNEY AWESOMNESS. SCORE 17
Matt Smith Everyone SCORE 16
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
And this is why you’re fat. SCORE 260
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
Battle of the mustaches. SCORE 75
Mark Twain gets it. SCORE 219
The first day of school. SCORE 228
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 231
My feelings about public pools. SCORE 232
Things To do. SCORE 16
See you guys in a few months. SCORE 195
The new Batman SCORE 11
Sci-Five! SCORE 141
Scumbag couch. SCORE 171