Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
I > You. SCORE 272
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255
It’s true. SCORE 209
How politics work. SCORE 298
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
YOLO. SCORE 128
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 212
Hawkward. SCORE 270
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Oh really? SCORE 174
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Did you know? SCORE 233
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Do want. SCORE 248
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Hello, Turtle? SCORE 217
On the one hand. SCORE 126
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
Every time… SCORE 142
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Every time. SCORE 182
