Smile and breathe SCORE 36
80 hours these days SCORE -18
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I. NEED. THEM. ALL. SCORE 33
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
At least they’re honest. SCORE 62
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Sports! SCORE 43
I was upset until I got to the reason SCORE 23
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Military grade leggings SCORE 61
It’s the thought that counts SCORE 38
Negotiating fail SCORE 15
That’s not how independence works. SCORE 29
Fatality SCORE 40
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
But Carmen Sandiego is a real person. SCORE 11
Yo ho ho SCORE 38
Nacho cheesier Doritos, baby SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And cheese SCORE 26
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
What murder? SCORE 45
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
Need some ointment for that burn? SCORE 30
Proceed SCORE 30
Yeah, GTFO works for me SCORE -35
