Mark Hamill replied to my tweet the other day on my new Landspeeder! SCORE 143
Old Habits SCORE 81
Sometimes I wonder who the real boss is around my house. SCORE 68
How Your Body Works SCORE 129
This is heartbreaking SCORE 76
No one listens to me SCORE 157
S C I E N C E B O Y E does a heckin good safety!! SCORE 130
STAAAAAHP!!! SCORE 119
Identifying with fictional characters SCORE 143
Sarg, it won’t fit!… SCORE 76
You used to call me on my spellphone. SCORE 87
#stopit SCORE 98
huh… $43 M… SCORE 97
Jackie Chan photobombs SCORE 118
This is called a hole punch cloud, and its got a rainbow going through it SCORE 92
"I don’t mean to bother you but could I get a signature please?" SCORE 118
I love clapping like a seal SCORE 129
Like a Bull in a China Shop SCORE 142
NONSENSE SCORE 67
Smooth AF SCORE 101
Problem solved. SCORE 111
The Clock Is Currently Running SCORE 61
The Perfect Metaphor For My Life SCORE 123
Nothing beats having a beautiful, half-crazy woman by your side SCORE 86
Everything is a cover-up SCORE 137
Salvation for dummies SCORE 82
hurp de hurrrp SCORE 64
That’s no way to live! SCORE 80
It’s all about the attitude SCORE 170
The mayor of San Juan who was recently attacked for allegedly wanting everything done for her. SCORE 152
Moo moo mothertrucker SCORE 126
A cat with unbelievable purring ability SCORE 128