Stairs are lava. SCORE 43
Shampoo these days. SCORE 390
That’s just mean. SCORE 131
A dog’s life. SCORE 124
I don’t understand banks… SCORE 166
Feed me, human! SCORE 141
I need to talk to you. SCORE 214
World’s happiest animal? The quokka. SCORE 310
Because, reasons. SCORE 151
The advantages of being fat. SCORE 145
Cartoon fights are the best. SCORE 138
How women flirt. SCORE 139
Are you calling me fat? SCORE 160
OMG so fun! SCORE 129
I want to go to there. SCORE 184
This guy just has a really hard time with zippers. SCORE 158
Meanwhile, in Russia… SCORE 429
Jurassic Park. SCORE 296
Sock kitty! SCORE 169
When I have kids… SCORE 152
Pun! SCORE 184
So you still think homosexuality is sinful? SCORE 63
Like a boss? SCORE 139
Because, reasons. SCORE 68
Rocks bouncing on a frozen lake. SCORE 30
The other Spiderman. SCORE 86
This year. SCORE 136
If my calculations are correct… SCORE 104
I’m not good with babies. SCORE 177
Digestive tract tip. SCORE 66
How I learned to count. SCORE 174
They say you die twice… SCORE 275
