This is the candidate you’re looking for SCORE 116
Oh god, I can still hear their screams! SCORE 6
Accurate. SCORE 16
Every Day Is Leg Day SCORE 5
Someone tore into this box SCORE 8
Getting these for my house SCORE 9
I made this planet out of pancakes and spices SCORE 128
You’re not you when you’re hungry SCORE -30
A Giraffe’s Coffee SCORE -4
Running Electricity Through a Pencil SCORE 24
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 13
The Horrors Weren’t Common Knowledge Yet SCORE 130
Cupcakes are healthy. You’re welcome. SCORE 6
Sunset from the middle of the ocean SCORE 6
How You Know Your Cat Is Fat SCORE 93
If I Had A Dollar For Every Time… SCORE -3
Dogs Are Welcome SCORE 5
Hillary’s reaction to all the accusations of lying SCORE 6
Exiting Public Bathrooms SCORE 32
Walter White drawn with coloured pencils SCORE 6
When you blatantly lie on your resume SCORE 117
HOW TO PROPERLY PLAY WITH HUMAN SCORE 0
Why Aren’t We Funding This Right Now? SCORE 12
that’s it, I’m voting for Bernie. SCORE 12
When School Gets Hard, Just Remember SCORE 15
Americans And Their Distances SCORE 169
Political Pun SCORE 165
Oh, Michigan. SCORE 101
Milk SCORE 143
I’m still waiting SCORE 150
Goddammit Ikea SCORE 5
Oh Ted… SCORE 112
