nothing but sympathy for that shark SCORE 32
they blocked my number SCORE 16
i won’t ask again SCORE 55
he was in the middle of a presentation SCORE 45
always check your extra charges SCORE 47
like that! SCORE 53
patience is a virtue i don’t possess SCORE 36
we never exchanged emails again SCORE 66
happiness comes from day fading SCORE 34
advantage me? SCORE 55
horny bbq SCORE 30
i didn’t want to turn my head to the right anyway SCORE 46
bill refused to give up. Good job, bill SCORE 38
when the hunger hits SCORE 58
the fuck did you just say to me? SCORE 38
where did that damn pen go? SCORE 16
how could you, son? SCORE 42
this is a crime against humanity SCORE 30
today was a good day SCORE 38
textbook-ception SCORE 50
dog fart pranks SCORE 24
i want to take his face.. off SCORE 25
i want to squash his face SCORE 47
Labrathor retriever SCORE 33
rowboatcop SCORE 28
porn title SCORE 39
that didn’t age well SCORE 28
i didn’t want the steamed veggies SCORE 55
genius SCORE 26
they have 5 stars on yelp SCORE 36
i guess no one in the group chat really likes me SCORE 39
giving up is my favorite SCORE 21
