“vodka meowtini, shaken, not purred” SCORE 19
oh lord he comin’ SCORE 8
the best tiger picture ever taken SCORE 23
taking cover SCORE 13
a shell of a point SCORE 34
that crispy feeling SCORE 23
baby food SCORE 14
streaming meaning SCORE 21
overboard overloading SCORE 18
parenting hack to get your kids to stay still: SCORE 32
I have been forsoock SCORE 8
meme dreamteam SCORE 2
truly the world is a messed-up place SCORE 22
boasting brains SCORE 13
the godflower SCORE 13
maybe one day, ben, maybe one day SCORE 30
i think they planned-et SCORE 41
“see this thing here? This. This is the wrong with me.” SCORE 12
parent (Con)trap(tion) SCORE 39
the queen’s gambit SCORE 18
jur-eye-ssic park SCORE 13
that explains Tolkien’s dwarves… SCORE 16
looks like the shirt worked :o SCORE 14
half-baked SCORE 16
feeling a lil’ smaug SCORE 13
poppin’ Poppins SCORE 7
10 copy*cats* were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left? SCORE 17
working it out now SCORE 29
lord, I pray that doesn’t happen SCORE 5
one of these is not like the others SCORE 17
memory log found SCORE 16
peeking perusal SCORE 11