Me after one day at the gym. SCORE 99
Instructions for a Great Leap Forward SCORE 140
A familiar yet undescribable smell SCORE 116
He will eat everything beautiful in my life… SCORE 114
I can barely walk and chew gum at the same time SCORE 109
Men are like flies SCORE 191
Always be excellent to each other SCORE 142
Eat my shorts. SCORE 143
An interesting idea for Mattel SCORE 56
Dale, King of the lesbians SCORE 235
The Tables have Turned SCORE 111
Response To All This Vegetarian Stuff SCORE 91
It’s a fact your honor SCORE 140
What a view to wake up to… SCORE 187
Well she’s not wrong… SCORE 112
This Baby Has Class SCORE 145
This Kid Is My Hero… SCORE 163
Be aware kids, drop bears are real. SCORE 100
Teaching is hard. SCORE 221
This guy… SCORE 132
PWNNNNEEEEDDD SCORE 149
Let me love you! SCORE 143
Weapon Technique SCORE 89
Not the new ones though, screw those huge-eyed abominations. SCORE 106
Dog Vs Cat SCORE 93
Sir Mittens, do they approve? SCORE 85
Husker or cate? Or both 0.0 SCORE 109
Still on for Friday? SCORE 130
After I realized how many members of the Trump administration have resigned or been fired thus far. SCORE 100
Don’t let your dreams be dreams SCORE 176
13 reasons why SCORE 179
They have him surrounded SCORE 120
