Would not bang SCORE -12
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
Rules For Success SCORE 5
duckface SCORE -8
Hamster cheeks vs. Pretzel stick. SCORE 29
what obama looks like SCORE -10
Awkward… SCORE 295
Oh Michelle, has there been a first lady as unintelligent as you SCORE -26
Camo cupcakes. SCORE 165
Human stahp SCORE 0
jabba the cat SCORE 4
Rainbow jello! SCORE 135
Sibling Love SCORE 10
S’Morrissey. SCORE 0
Butterfly fun-facts. SCORE 93
The proof that we are soulmates. SCORE 170
The twist ending. SCORE 55
What it feels like when I try to flirt with girls. SCORE 106
Deal with it. SCORE 109
The people vs. Winter. SCORE 42
Trolling Rabbit SCORE 2
bender logic SCORE 8
Speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil, smell…. SCORE 65
Oh you spent your welfare check? SCORE 112
Things I’ve Said to My Children. SCORE 309
maximum derp achieved SCORE 153
Actually… SCORE 341
Astronaut Problems SCORE 6
That doesn’t look right… SCORE 1
How cats work SCORE 4
Zombies SCORE 6
Insomnia Jeopardy. SCORE 133
