The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
The power of Gangnam Style. SCORE 166
Someday SCORE 7
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Touché… SCORE 192
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
There WILL be consequences! SCORE 154
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Coincidence? SCORE 148
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Preflight Update SCORE 17
True fear. SCORE 255
How strange it is to be anything at all. SCORE 152
Accurate. SCORE 323
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Bee logic. SCORE 159
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
And the Verdict is… SCORE -2
