You’ll have to go elsewheres, Sarah. SCORE 19
Thanks Dan. Always good news coverage. SCORE 20
Doge has asthma and requires multiple treatments daily. SCORE 25
it was bound to happen? SCORE 37
I guess they didn’t like my printer goes brrrrr posts… SCORE 18
Someday they will make someone’s day brighter, anyway. SCORE 38
Speaking to the former record holder… SCORE 42
I guess I like NASCAR now. SCORE 35
The more you know. SCORE 36
The purrrrfect couple. SCORE 26
The Self-Assembly IKEA Chocolate Bunny SCORE 32
I’m the mischievous river spirit. Come get yer words, fer a price. SCORE 39
Water is the enemy of your self image. SCORE 22
Obama fist-bumped a janitor. Thanks? SCORE 23
You gonna pop big time, eventually. SCORE 33
NYPD protecting the Wall Street Bull from protesters is way too 2020 vibe for me. SCORE 23
Be careful out there! SCORE 39
‘cheese’ VS ‘amber alert’ SCORE 36
And the wildflowers rejoiced. SCORE 31
Deep state iOS 13 SCORE 28
Martin Luther King Jr. on one of the first desegregated buses, 1956. SCORE 36
We can do it! SCORE 30
FOUR MORE YEARS! SCORE 10
I do not think you know the meaning of that word… Spring Break, circa 1985. SCORE 7
Turns out 5G was the cure this whole time. SCORE 43
Tutankhamun had a dagger made from a meteorite, BTW. SCORE 34
We’ll send our best! SCORE 24
Imagine just the thing… SCORE 35
NASCAR never even went to the moon. SCORE 21
And they would have gotten away with it too… SCORE 20
Villains say things hero’s can’t. SCORE 33
This is how asparagus grows, allegedly. SCORE 25