Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Trollololo! SCORE 152
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Accurate. SCORE 146
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The power of barking SCORE 18
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Burn!!! SCORE 1
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
2pactopus SCORE 113
The Twortle SCORE 142
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
Same thing… SCORE 21
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
