Getting my roommate to clean SCORE 40
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
Find a bin, honestly… SCORE 49
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
This kid lives. SCORE 41
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
The one true science SCORE 32
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
What sound would it make? SCORE 31
Gaze in to the potat🥔 SCORE 33
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
There’s always one… SCORE 29
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Suddenly round of applause! SCORE 47
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
