Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 222
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The power of barking SCORE 18
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Accurate. SCORE 146
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 327
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Howling lessons SCORE 9
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 19
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
The Twortle SCORE 142
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 241
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
2pactopus SCORE 113
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Same thing… SCORE 21
