Wouldn’t want anyone stealing… SCORE 13
*gunshots* SCORE 22
Cat’s often dominate. SCORE 25
Private school looks legit… SCORE 21
Can we phrase it differently, please? – Papa Dracula SCORE 24
You’re probably fun at parties… SCORE 27
Cease your peasantry! SCORE 23
The one true science SCORE 32
I was walking home from CVS this morning when the wind blew my receipt out of my hand. SCORE 32
Mama mia look at the pizza… SCORE 20
Just like Jesus would do… SCORE 13
How did we miss this?! SCORE 18
McDonald’s 1955-2019 SCORE 21
Tuna contains high levels of mercury… probably. SCORE 16
This one hit my funny bone… SCORE 34
He’s seen some things… SCORE 20
bruv ya gotta run, ya? SCORE 19
Lindo love you too, Bobbo. SCORE 18
That’s one way to get help moving. SCORE 25
This kid lives. SCORE 41
We should buy them all??? SCORE 30
There’s always one… SCORE 29
Respect, Sheriff Javier. SCORE 34
Big Buddha is watching, always watching… SCORE 23
Sweet Jesus… SCORE 23
Robot puts a baby to bed… SCORE 23
Take your kids to the park. SCORE 31
Tis only a flesh wound… SCORE 22
Cha cha real smooth… SCORE 28
Waitasecond… SCORE 39
Big hmm… SCORE 32
Food for thoug SCORE 27