every segment on the news SCORE 14
because it did break on its own SCORE 15
a very small dog SCORE 15
working cat SCORE 20
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
did i stutter? SCORE 12
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
new slurs for british people SCORE 18
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
i’ve finally found my true self SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
always right or pleasantly surprised SCORE 22
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 10
it’s perfect SCORE 21
stuck in the middle with you SCORE 16
i like bananas SCORE 9
a cat wrote this SCORE 7
you saw nothing! SCORE 17
i’d like to speak to the manager SCORE 15
slap them SCORE 13
zero traction SCORE 11
supersize it SCORE -4
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
memorable first customer SCORE 17
diet starts when stress stops SCORE 16
don’t insult al capone SCORE 29
I’m saying it. It’s cold outside SCORE 28
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
cats find a way SCORE 23
accidental beauty SCORE 31
