Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
Marvel at my genius! SCORE 48
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
Busted! SCORE 31
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
Real American hero SCORE 41
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
80 hours these days SCORE -19
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
We both go down, together SCORE 56
15, max. SCORE 52
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
I just became more metal SCORE 33
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Well played, Oliver. Well played. SCORE 79
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
A match made in pineapple heaven SCORE 40
