A hundred thousand lawyers, probably. SCORE 18
Tattoo first… SCORE 31
Crikey, m8… SCORE 17
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Never underestimate your future earnings potential, though. SCORE 33
got ‘eeeeeeeeem SCORE 18
What a dream job… SCORE 31
also cuter than you… SCORE 27
You is beautiful, and all that jazz, baby. SCORE 16
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 40
Trust no one. SCORE 16
I promise it’s not a pyramid scheme… SCORE 35
It’s more of a canon, no? SCORE 28
How to make the world your focus group… SCORE 16
Australian diver spots fish rocking a gold wedding ring in the Pacific Ocean… and it’s beautiful. SCORE 21
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
#eatthetaska SCORE 30
When art mimics life. SCORE 27
Oh lawdy we growing up… SCORE 29
Well placed credit card advertisement… SCORE 13
It’s me millionth dollar! ARH ARH ARH ARH ARH SCORE 21
You can’t just do that to the doge, lady. SCORE 24
Behind the scenes is just awful. SCORE 17
Find a balance that suits you. SCORE 26
Paradoxical Revenge SCORE 31
Welp, off to save the world! SCORE 16
More like swallow whole, amiright? SCORE 19
It’s DoorDash dinner tonight, ancient children… SCORE 32
It is… the Google way. SCORE 26
I like a picnic, periodically. SCORE 17
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
