Totally SCORE 87
Arby’s… SCORE 92
Sedimentary layer cake SCORE 95
Meeting my girlfriends parents.. SCORE 66
Can’t deny that spark SCORE 109
I’m Trying To Get Out Of The Shower SCORE 80
Under Water SCORE 98
My grandfather opened a plumbing business after WWII. The telephone number was "40". SCORE 95
Time to rethink your brand name. SCORE 69
Me: Wait, you’re a Baskin Robbins AND a Dunkin Donuts?! Because I have an idea. Them: Let me get a manager. SCORE 103
They know who we are.. SCORE 83
Gotta love Snake SCORE 83
Toilet lights are good for navigating darkness or helping children speak to demons. SCORE 71
I Keep Thinking Oh Man, I’m So Immature. SCORE 116
Dear journal, I’m Fat SCORE 61
First Ever Monster Truck Front Flip! SCORE 79
George R.R. Martin, ladies & gentlemen SCORE 147
Time to durr my hurr SCORE 96
My cat recently discovered the dog bed SCORE 95
Don’t give in! SCORE 85
When my wife lets the dishes and dirty laundry build up in hopes that I will do them. SCORE 65
Alcohol vs. Marijuana SCORE 83
Me after spending all Saturday gaming. SCORE 76
Jimmy Fallon …. SCORE 97
She plays the "but I’m a little girl!" card way too often. SCORE 65
They’re really stretching for things to criticise her for at this stage… SCORE 121
U May Think I’m A Horrible Person But… SCORE 89
Got it? Good. SCORE 68
Working as a non-smoker SCORE 85
My reaction would be the same. SCORE 128
Weird SCORE 46
Buying golf clubs around Glasgow on Facebook… SCORE 108
