It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Movie Magic SCORE 27
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
It’s all good. SCORE 49
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
treat? SCORE 25
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
I would eat them. SCORE 41
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
WELL THEN SCORE 17
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
Olden but golden SCORE 19
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 20
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Absolutely nothing could, or will, go wrong. SCORE 16
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
