Hello. Yes, this is Dog. SCORE 150
Skrillex chemistry cat. SCORE 234
Must you leave so soon? SCORE 218
When your mom turns on the lights in the morning. SCORE 277
Not enough soul. SCORE 216
He’s cute! I swear! SCORE 184
Burn. SCORE 158
Touché. SCORE 336
Attack! SCORE 196
How I die. SCORE 289
If my cat hates you. I hate you, too. SCORE 157
Crazy girlfriend logic. SCORE 150
Egg Russian roulette. SCORE 107
The suspense was killing me. SCORE 182
The power of NyQuil. SCORE 148
I am the Batman. SCORE 251
Whatcha thinkin’ ’bout? SCORE 130
How I take tests. SCORE 243
Pubid. SCORE 143
Poor hitman monkey. SCORE 208
How I shower. SCORE 156
Incineration of waste in Erta Ale Volcanoes lava lake. SCORE 211
Roses are red. SCORE 334
Cats are jerks. SCORE 122
‘Merica. SCORE 228
Cats are jerks. SCORE 255
Acute angle. SCORE 197
Show me your war face! SCORE 217
When my parents sleep vs. when I’m sleeping. SCORE 178
Good luck tagging everyone on Facebook… SCORE 82
Spider drama. SCORE 233
English is hard. SCORE 291
