Always be nice to crows SCORE 30
I knew the avocado fact! SCORE 37
I can see my brain I rolled my eyes back so far SCORE 33
And now the movie is ruined SCORE 34
How much does he spend on gas, though? SCORE 40
Edison was the original gangster SCORE 58
The universe had a score to settle SCORE 35
The things men do to get laid… SCORE 16
Satan is a fish SCORE 42
A voice we can trust SCORE 55
F.O.C.U.S. people SCORE 35
15, max. SCORE 52
And cheese SCORE 26
Anyone else relate to this too much? SCORE 34
Squided really called it like she saw it SCORE 65
Axe and you shall receive SCORE 50
I just became more metal SCORE 33
Why would you farm coyotes? SCORE 66
And I’ll do it again SCORE 38
Mother fluffer SCORE 40
Walmart parenting fails. Lol SCORE 29
Only on days that end in y SCORE 41
The test results are in, and you are a terrible person SCORE -36
*puts postage stamp on baby alligator. Gets bit* SCORE 9
Fatality SCORE 40
Dreams do come true SCORE 67
Must have been all the Cheetos? SCORE 33
Real American hero SCORE 41
80 hours these days SCORE -18
Sizzle, pork, and (Google) maps SCORE 42
I’d be making s’mores over the fire SCORE 44
I laughed at this more than I should have SCORE 52
