I thought Kurt Russell had a tiny personal hairdresser in this photo and tbh my brain was fine with the idea SCORE 119
Eat the apple, my pretty. SCORE 87
The Nerf war at my office has become a game of readiness… SCORE 87
Don’t hurt my feelings SCORE 77
A Frozen Soap Bubble SCORE 87
Then why’d you give this nickel to me?! SCORE 76
Birds SCORE 173
Foreign policy SCORE 132
John Mayer for the win SCORE 238
This Gym Is Doing It Right SCORE 120
Gru Spotted In The Wild SCORE 57
Lord of the ducks SCORE 106
Homeschool Marching Band SCORE 142
Don’t turn around SCORE 93
Considering it… SCORE 54
Next thing you know, it’s three hours into your shift SCORE 158
Does your dog bite? SCORE 132
Sponsored by the International Plumbing Association. SCORE 48
When you have to get out of the shower to go grab something you forgot SCORE 122
Bottom of an iceberg that just rolled over SCORE 102
Remember to put the glass down. SCORE 92
Damn nature, SCORE 171
Brutal Canadians SCORE 80
That’s not how any of this works… SCORE 85
The Boston Tickle Party SCORE 89
He thought he had it figured out SCORE 107
Poor Pizza Man SCORE 140
Consider my day ruined. SCORE 71
Impressive 🎃 SCORE 98
Am I a good girl? What even is a good girl? SCORE 91
Miss me with that parenthood SCORE 106
Existential Nightmare on Elm Street SCORE 64