smart shopping SCORE 38
holy cow! SCORE 40
I still have nightmares about Rainbow road SCORE 37
the trinity of tedium SCORE 67
life insurance payout SCORE 42
quarantine casually depressed SCORE 29
work is gonna be wild the rest of the day SCORE 25
always make it a true daily double SCORE 28
chocolate syrup isn’t a healthy lunch? SCORE 29
this dad was on another level SCORE 40
we’re living in a movie SCORE 38
embrace the mistake SCORE 32
what crime did the dog commit, though? SCORE 40
they’re my fruit snacks. mine! SCORE 20
charge your phone on your lunch break SCORE 25
hot take! SCORE 59
just try to laugh at her jokes SCORE 28
they’re brutal SCORE 45
dogs are smarter than humans SCORE 36
record amount of stabs SCORE 32
i wish i was a rooster SCORE 48
you’re in grape danger SCORE 31
at least he listened SCORE 25
*adds mouse to amazon cart* SCORE 43
$30 uber SCORE 30
it’s a test SCORE 21
pretty much SCORE 29
i say these and i’m not a dad. or am i? SCORE 21
nap time! SCORE 38
Deborah was not happy SCORE 30
both make compelling arguments SCORE 22
only made me like the place more SCORE 38
