i was napping for an hour! SCORE 14
hell is envious of my wrath SCORE 21
a miracle in and of itself SCORE 45
what really happens in the washer SCORE 34
for the 100th time, it’s ME! SCORE 30
no sir that was my dishwasher being squeaky, not someone screaming SCORE 20
i promise she’s the cutest cat you’ve ever seen… SCORE 19
i really endroid this salad SCORE 16
makes me merry to eat SCORE 24
i wonder if this’d work… SCORE 23
i don’t care if it’s accurate it’s not cool man SCORE 8
this is MY stranger’s stuff, not YOURS! SCORE 31
i snlept just fhine… SCORE 16
good idea, makes it easier to eat! SCORE 11
well which one is it, then?! SCORE 23
i watch over these lands SCORE 5
one of the most accurate pie charts ever SCORE 11
well i guess my work’s done for the day SCORE 13
just…why…? SCORE 4
hypercapitalism is getting really honest SCORE 19
these are a few of my favorite things SCORE 23
the drama and intrigue is irresistible SCORE 23
godzilla WISHES they could be this cool SCORE 24
it was just getting good! SCORE 27
a whole breed of grumpy SCORE 33
target acquired SCORE 19
fun factoid! SCORE 4
so many questions… SCORE 11
let’s partayyy! *turns water into wine* SCORE 7
“pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase doooooooooooooooon’t gooooooooooo” SCORE 16
proudly and joyfully, those diabolical devils SCORE 19
getting to the hearty of the matter SCORE 32