too late SCORE 38
5 days a week SCORE 45
bad ass SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
is that not why we eat them? SCORE 31
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
he made his choice SCORE 43
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
pebble and roll SCORE 65
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
freestyle acupuncture SCORE 36
there were no survivors SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
oh wow SCORE 49
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 36
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
i am this dog SCORE 20
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
