Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 147
That awkward moment when… SCORE 137
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
Chatting with my English friend. SCORE 7
I never run with scissors. SCORE 175
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
How people see me. SCORE 233
New books. SCORE 200
Accurate. SCORE 257
Please be troll. SCORE 230
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
I love you. SCORE 20
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Seems legit. SCORE 150
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
When you offer someone gum… SCORE 154
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
Friends. SCORE 215
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
How marriage works. SCORE 65
All the Navies! SCORE 172
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
