a traditional dish from pompeii SCORE 10
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
not a high success rate SCORE 25
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
til death do us part SCORE 23
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
have you met eric yet? SCORE 51
one mimosa and you’ll be right as rain SCORE 19
one is never an option SCORE 11
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 9
you can’t just… pick them off SCORE 11
boom SCORE 12
how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
i’ll have the soup of the night SCORE 17
putting your laundry away really opens the room up SCORE 24
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
not my problem if you have a problem SCORE 29
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
therapy burn SCORE 29
glucose guardian SCORE 12
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
definitely not the same brain SCORE 20
enter my what now? SCORE 27
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
puzzling SCORE 18
fancy af SCORE 10
dreams are fun SCORE 28
guilty on all charges SCORE 15