how much emotional damage can one person really cause? SCORE 12
the answer is whiskey SCORE 24
this is genius SCORE 27
enter my what now? SCORE 28
have it their way SCORE 16
leaning tower of politeness SCORE 27
therapy burn SCORE 29
i put it on so i could fall asleep. i see this as an absolute win SCORE 17
we make each other laugh SCORE 24
the astley paradox SCORE 19
i don’t even know what my voicemail greeting is right now SCORE 15
like tears in the rain SCORE 2
his life will never be the same SCORE 26
at least the cat is using it, even if it’s not how intended SCORE 24
til death do us part SCORE 23
let the hate flow through you SCORE 21
one is never an option SCORE 11
i’m such a good boy. and handsome, too! SCORE 15
and shout out to the wolves for not eating them SCORE 38
the opposite of elon musk. too soon? SCORE 2
i’m the devil and these are my eggs SCORE 17
all natural SCORE 22
hello old friend, it’s been too long SCORE 24
not a high success rate SCORE 25
and that’s probably a low estimate SCORE 10
guilty on all charges SCORE 15
whatever it takes SCORE 16
realizing no one was listening was the hard part SCORE 33
it’s the pup holder SCORE 32
dreams are fun SCORE 28
you’re just a normal person, jimmy SCORE 29
worth the gas. would eat SCORE -4
