they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
must pet the pet SCORE 37
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 32
so true SCORE 37
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
oh wow SCORE 49
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
there were no survivors SCORE 37
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
important psa SCORE 44
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
too late SCORE 38
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
cats always come first SCORE 27
5 days a week SCORE 45
pebble and roll SCORE 65
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
bad ass SCORE 38
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
