resistance is futile SCORE 7
he’s got good balance SCORE 10
it’s a toupee SCORE 7
looks like i’m gonna live forever SCORE 14
why has god cursed me with a body? SCORE 1
there is no such thing as a bad potato SCORE 16
spare cats SCORE 19
sleeping does sound nice SCORE 19
slow dumb cat SCORE 14
there is no light in my darkness SCORE 7
it’s like i’m in the room SCORE 23
in the washer and dryer it goes SCORE 31
place your bets SCORE 5
it’s data not data SCORE 19
ursus americanus! SCORE 21
no depressed eggs SCORE 26
still gotta try though SCORE 14
choo choo SCORE 15
there goes my week SCORE 22
am i a dog? SCORE 18
the wedding is off SCORE 23
i take full responsibility SCORE 16
new perspective on life SCORE 14
where’s waldo SCORE 16
there’s always money in the cocktail dress SCORE 12
so hungry i could eat you SCORE 12
just a touch SCORE 4
stick em in a stew! SCORE 21
c’mon avocado makers! SCORE 23
raised on small bites SCORE 11
fig newton shoes SCORE 15
it’s how she knew he was the one SCORE 21