Burn! SCORE 249
Helpful Advice #393: Profound SCORE 4
Text etiquette. SCORE 74
Pinguecula (1931) SCORE 50
The human jukebox. SCORE 79
Hippos kill more people every year than sharks. SCORE 119
Rock vs. paper. SCORE 228
What would you do for a Klondike Bar? SCORE 121
Dad of the year award goes to… SCORE 102
How to troll your girlfriend. SCORE 231
Helpful Advice #738: Hothead SCORE 2
Being sick. SCORE 140
How to piss off your designer friends. SCORE 101
Call the lawyers. SCORE 154
oh nostalgia… SCORE 240
I should buy a boat. SCORE 118
Hey Jasmine! SCORE 248
Towards a grand unification of cutlery. SCORE 70
These snozberries taste like snozberries! SCORE 105
Cats are jerks. SCORE 45
Wishes. SCORE 112
Piano for rap. SCORE 181
Accurate. SCORE 112
Helpful Advice #11: Planning SCORE 1
How seasons work. SCORE 158
Never forget. SCORE 159
Beard growing expectations vs. reality. SCORE 77
How Dorthy dies. SCORE 81
Probably… SCORE 185
He is the Juan Percent. SCORE 93
Seal SCORE 28
Burn! SCORE 216
