have you ever wanted to know what it would be like if godzilla ate you? SCORE 25
welcome to hell SCORE 28
fries never actually make it home, though SCORE 10
it always comes back to reagan SCORE 10
you’ve been hit by, you’ve been struck by, a sith criminal SCORE -22
acid for kids SCORE 30
missed it by *that* much SCORE 27
it’s my job as a good husband SCORE 35
this salad is hilarious! SCORE 9
toxic relationships metaphor SCORE 24
i can hear space SCORE 25
taste testing all the rocks SCORE 19
this is my lore SCORE 15
the dip makes all the difference SCORE 19
i want to experience the wonders of nature SCORE 18
’90s advertising was the wild west SCORE 15
inflation has finally gone too far SCORE 14
gerald is doing the best he can SCORE 28
where’s the lie? SCORE 17
cats, am i right? SCORE 35
auditions begin tomorrow SCORE 16
move over mercury, i am the captain now SCORE 10
it all makes sense now SCORE 16
just say yes to goblin mode SCORE 17
retirement is near SCORE 22
do you like cake??? SCORE 24
feel my fatness SCORE 18
mosquitos, probably SCORE 31
thta’s the medicine SCORE 17
writing has really ruined reading for a whole generation SCORE 15
we got married immediately SCORE 20
the most wonderful time of the year SCORE 6