
I like to live dangerously. SCORE 288

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. SCORE 191

Basically. SCORE 171

You are so cute… SCORE 336

Just a puppy. SCORE 148

Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229

The necklace I bought at an Imagine Dragons concert…Very Original Design. SCORE 14

Oh Google. SCORE 223

Applied Theoretical Physics SCORE 4

Where they are now… SCORE 30

Returned… SCORE 14

My heart just melted. SCORE 82

STAR TREK HELP ME! SCORE 5

The world’s quietest room. SCORE 384

Your are better at Dying! SCORE 18

Surprise me. SCORE 134

Thank you. SCORE 184

Ohhhh! So THAT’s how it works! SCORE 406

There’s no food left in the house SCORE 116

Every time. SCORE 294

Canceling plans. SCORE 222

How my dog likes to party. SCORE 143

Society’s ugly SCORE 21

You stand no chance! SCORE 162

After graduating top of my class SCORE 214

I got 99 problems. SCORE 172

I don’t even know… SCORE -54

If Nicki Minaj and Lil Wayne were both drowning… SCORE 265

Murica. SCORE 154

How are you feeling today? SCORE 64

How to distill an awkward situation. SCORE 507

What happiness looks like. SCORE 162