me talking to my boss SCORE 25
playing hard to get SCORE 18
guess we’ll never know SCORE 27
ol’ reliable SCORE 24
grammar police everywhere SCORE -9
check in on your friends, send them memes <3 SCORE 21
if i just lay here SCORE 11
i swear i’m not pretentious i just forget the easy words SCORE 39
where is that on a scale of 10 SCORE 28
nothin’ like a good cup’a john’s SCORE 15
mind-o your own business SCORE 22
this is quite the life SCORE 12
well…that does increase the chance of being remembered SCORE 26
that’s weird i don’t think i got it SCORE 12
en garde SCORE 22
you’re hired SCORE 22
ah yes, joy is here SCORE 15
the answer is “yes” SCORE 16
someone has to give stimulating conversation SCORE 30
time to sleep for 800 years SCORE 18
debating whether you should lay back down or muster up the energy to get moving SCORE 12
ah yes, the 15-years post-puberty teenager SCORE 31
“f”, “L”, “plus ratio” – “twitter for android” SCORE 12
perfect imitation, george! SCORE 28
one person’s trash… SCORE 16
you tell ’em, gerald! SCORE 17
here, have these cookies SCORE 18
i relly trid SCORE 32
stubbornness is thicker than blood SCORE 17
just one day… SCORE 23
truly ahead of her time SCORE 25
that moment when netflix causes self reflection SCORE 12
