I thought Thriller was 1980’s hits… SCORE 6
Bang! SCORE 194
It will be worth the wait she said… no woman ever. SCORE 11
I was mugged! SCORE 130
I’m not great at advice… SCORE 213
Birthdays… SCORE 11
step brothers SCORE 2
The best way to be happy with someone… SCORE 16
Meanwhile in Canada… SCORE 178
Wrong Show SCORE 192
Just… hold… still! SCORE 3
BROFIST SCORE -2
Taking notes in the 21st century. SCORE 14
If pigs could fly. SCORE 110
What does Guy Fawkes Say? SCORE -3
The holidays are coming. SCORE 169
Try not to cry. Cry a lot. SCORE 205
I wish I had these options. SCORE 17
Man accidentally sets wife on fire at gas station SCORE -6
Surprise bedtime. SCORE 169
Because Reasons SCORE 224
How is this possible? SCORE 277
"Look Daddy, I’m a unicorn!" SCORE 170
The Spanish word of the day… SCORE -3
Run for your life SCORE 218
Radioactive in the Dark SCORE 20
How to cook soup. SCORE 182
50 Shades Of Doge SCORE 20
At least I can find the area of a triangle. SCORE 195
I still teleport… after I’ve had one too many drinks. SCORE 197
Mark Twain on death. SCORE 150
Num num num num SCORE 5