Mondays… SCORE 105
She’ll be playing Nana in my daughter’s ballet production of Peter Pan. Today was her costume fitting. SCORE 138
This was taped to the door of the hotel room next to mine. Good luck, John. SCORE 55
A new kind of (brutally) nice guy SCORE 138
One step closer to taking over the world SCORE 86
identical twins cribs SCORE 110
I shall ease your suffering SCORE 161
Me in the Gym SCORE 90
I don’t trust you if you don’t relate SCORE 117
Is there anything your hero is frightened of? SCORE 82
…. I gotta go SCORE 82
We should’ve at least been allowed to choose our destination SCORE 68
Cats do make sense. SCORE 121
What are they saying about you? SCORE 129
Maybe try texting them again SCORE 106
Teacher has been holding free lessons for slum children under a bridge in India SCORE 136
GIMME SCORE 116
Lethal doses of heroin and fentanyl side by side SCORE 73
Life doesn’t make sense anymore SCORE 150
Did I choose the wrong occupation? SCORE 111
Japanese Bus Drivers on Strike SCORE 214
Something we can all get behind SCORE 115
Seems Off…. SCORE 154
Finish him SCORE 90
And here we go. SCORE 64
My older brother SCORE 62
Alright, that’s enough now SCORE 99
Yo mama jokes SCORE 162
new girlfriend? SCORE 77
Oh dear SCORE 109
Dentist has this hanging in waiting room. SCORE 116
Reporting for zips SCORE 132
