earth sandwich SCORE 26
don’t even have to call in sick SCORE 14
heathens SCORE 36
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
memes cure everything SCORE 10
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
this is entertainment SCORE 8
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
floating dogs is the best we can do SCORE 15
where’s the disconnect? SCORE 44
what’s the best thing your ever bought at the scholastic book fair? SCORE 16
now i really do know SCORE 22
medical mystery SCORE 25
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
my next hobby SCORE 13
i just love food too much SCORE 21
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
that’s actually funny, jeff SCORE 28
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
wilst thou things ever change? SCORE 18
this should be a trend next year SCORE 4
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
what not to say to your boss SCORE 25
smells like sadness SCORE 16
the sweat is for seasoning SCORE 15
gift not included SCORE 20
happens all the time SCORE 26
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
hulk needs to learn to keep some desires to himself SCORE 15
