Give me pets. SCORE 247
I’m a penguin. SCORE 205
Texts from dog. SCORE 206
Now put me down over there, and fetch my kibble. SCORE 131
INCONCEIVABLE! SCORE 2
Things I never learned in High School. SCORE 323
Transformation complete. SCORE 303
Cats and blinds. SCORE 81
Things that make me feel old. SCORE 200
Scumbag bakery. SCORE 219
The origin of the world’n most Notorious Villain SCORE -2
’nuff said SCORE -4
choose wisely SCORE -2
Just like any other day. SCORE 134
Me too. SCORE 222
Genius. SCORE 353
Well that’s one way to do it. SCORE 670
I’m a snail. SCORE 183
The art of trolling… SCORE 127
Napoleon Born2party. SCORE 100
How comments work on the Internet. SCORE 150
R2-D2 mittens. SCORE 125
How to write a passive aggressive note. SCORE 147
Dear parents. SCORE 239
Obesity vs. cigarettes. SCORE 145
When you dip too long. SCORE 118
Ten infamous quotes. SCORE 176
Beauty… SCORE 374
Peter Parkour SCORE 1
Life of No. SCORE 73
Running for president just got a lot tougher. SCORE 245
Guns don’t kill people. SCORE 218
