the council has convened. SCORE 15
i lied when i told myself i wouldn’t think about it anymore SCORE 20
the most important part of being a dad SCORE 19
my coffee is confused about how it feels this morning SCORE 4
texagons SCORE 23
bad guys don’t get noses SCORE 7
you can die but your cat will always find a way to ask you for food at 3am SCORE 10
the look of being bamboozled SCORE 24
if you’re not planning your next meal ahead of time, what are you even doing with your life? SCORE 10
my kids thought this was a robot SCORE 14
time travel tweet that aged well SCORE 39
a true work of art SCORE 13
if only they had slammed on the… oh nevermind SCORE 19
clumsy summoning circle SCORE 26
a hammerhead shark sculpture made out of hammers SCORE 31
it’s okay as long as no one saw SCORE 16
space facts on your back SCORE 37
when you realize you’re the adult that should be able to handle the situation SCORE 17
Oh no, what have my ducks done now? SCORE 12
how you feel after returning your shopping cart to the corral SCORE 10
muggle born SCORE 15
friday is perfect for delivery SCORE 22
i am your coffee maker SCORE 13
1882 us patent for a mousetrap SCORE 19
it has never been proven dinosaurs had administrative skills SCORE 12
no SCORE 23
the names boops. boops boops SCORE 17
rat snitch brian the good time ruiner strikes again SCORE 31
nature is healing SCORE 29
everything is what you deserve and is also a type of bagel SCORE 19
help, i woke up SCORE 32
turtles over tummy toning SCORE 34
