Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Why I’m still a virgin. SCORE 346
Why I hate dentists. SCORE 239
I’m just so happy… SCORE 188
23% more fuel efficient than a real horse. SCORE 314
I freaking love leaves!!! SCORE 220
Do you still feel something for me? SCORE 311
You know you do this too… SCORE 156
He looked out the kitchen window. SCORE 118
Real food!!! SCORE 260
Prove awesomeness. SCORE 323
Laughterhouse. SCORE 120
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 297
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
I think you’re fintastic. SCORE 284
Forever alone dog. SCORE 210
Ladies… SCORE 159
Pokémon. SCORE 310
Chewy Vuitton. SCORE 184
Happiness level throughout the day. SCORE 161
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
I don’ts sees it. SCORE 145
Discuss. SCORE -24
I can finally go home and relax. SCORE 153
It’s better than yours. SCORE 219
Ahh procrastination. SCORE 339
Stupid Santa. SCORE 299
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
How to troll a billboard. SCORE 255
You’re doing it right. SCORE 195
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
One does not simply get off the Internet. SCORE 223
