Hand shifter for all the single ladies. SCORE 14
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
You had one job, Beth… SCORE 13
The dollars must flow. SCORE 25
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
What perfect timing… SCORE 20
Do your part. SCORE 13
Money well spent. SCORE 28
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
Medical Pay Cuts are a thing now, allegedly. SCORE 33
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
Landlords these days… SCORE 11
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
This Catholic priest asked his parishioners to send photos of themselves for Easter Mass SCORE 29
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Pound cake survives Easter tornado SCORE 33
Money doesn’t grow on ATMs… SCORE 18
This face mask makes me extremely anxious SCORE 16
The weatherman’s dog has a small couch SCORE 24
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
